AbzRox's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Maggots from space]

not as good as I'd hoped

I thought it woould be alright because it had violence in it but it was actually realy a huge bag of GARBEDGE (metaphorically).

["Dream"]

She should've killed herself, oh wait, she did!

At first I was like "what the fuck is this" and then in the middle I was like "what the fuck is this" and at the end I didn't think it would have a funny ending but it did..............I guess......................

[The Ultimate Showdown]

That was great

I loved that!! That was terriffic! How many animated celebreties can you get in one flash movie? the answer is in this one! All the way from Gandalf the Gray, to all five power rangers! If you haven't seen this already, then you deffinately must watch it! It's uber wicked!! Spectacular music too! Amazing how it all rymed!

[Magnificent Chubbalope #1]

Chubba-who?

Well, it was different! ....... I'm glad the stupid boring reporter died! ....... The theame song was OK, I guess........ Uh..... Did I say it was different? ........ is my pop-tart ready yet? .....

[Spookyville USA]

Spooktacular

One of te best movies I've ever reveiwed, not the best I've ever seen, but the best I've ever reveiwed. I'd Recomend it to anyone, infact, I think I'll run round the shopping centre, go up to people and tell them to watch it! Or not. Anyway, I was good, put it that way.

[Cupid's Last Stand]

Spectacular

Wow! I haven't used that word before! The film was great. I'm glad someone feels the same about that lovey-dovey little fat cherrub kid as I do. I'm so releived someone finaly shut his little ass up with all the pransing about, turning to stone and peeing in people's fountains. LONG LIVE GOTHS HAVING A VENDETTA AGAINST PUBLIC ANUAL HOLIDAYS!!! I want one of those spears that the goth chick has too!

[(2006) Klay Valentines]

Hooray for Klay.....Yay!

Very good. Terrific style of film making. This dude can go far (if he hasn't already)! People have and will pay big money to see talking, blue, gay, klay things. It was great. I would like to see a clown in the next movie, or possibly a griffin.

[Kirby Kollection]

Okay... but...

I enjoyed it but I know who this guy is(the author I mean) and I just gotta say... IAN WHY OH WHY DID YOU PUT MY NAME ON THE CREDITS???!!! I HAD NOTHIN TO DO WITH THIS HORSE SHIT!!! And another thing... STOP TRYING TO HUG EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL!! IT'S FREAKING EVERYBODY OUT... INCLUDING MYSELF!!! Oh right, the movie. Sorry folks got a little carried away there. The movie was okay I guess I can't complain. Would've been a nice touch if you added some sexy nurses but other than that I enjoyed it.

Psycosis91 responds:

You know sometimes I'm embarresed to be your 'freind', but this one stands above the rest.

[Lilium]

It's a change from the comedy films I've seen

The film is gothic(which i love) and is good if you come in felling down and realy don't give a rat's ass about a funny or silly film. It's mildly violent but it's alright if you don't like graphic blood and all that shit. One more thing... if you can't read, it's pointless watching it because there is no speech in it, just text and some Italian gothic music in the background so you don't crap your pants if a loud noise happens in your house. Probably.. I don't know.